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lakevida

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

lakevida

there she is!

officialgrocerysupermarketposts

official grocery store post

snaret

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

greenshe

@bisexual-engineer-girl

bisexual-engineer-girl

Oh fuck I'm gonna print these out and hang them up around my lathe

komaedalovemail

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

butterfirefly

for the uninitiated

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ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

dappeo

Good thing to remember: never fucking believe what you think about yourself and your life after 24 hours without sleep and poor sleep schedule before that

prime example: me, myself, we, I

dappeo

fuck, i'm not going, sleepity sloopity sleep

Good thing to remember: never fucking believe what you think about yourself and your life after 24 hours without sleep and poor sleep schedule before that

prime example: me, myself, we, I

#maybe fuck work for today?#i don't wanna go

dragongirlsweetie

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

aceynk

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

kunosoura

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

dappeo

Thanks God there no spider related weaponry

*being aimed by Spiderman with machine gun*

gatormelons

i love love LOVE stories about animals having societies built for characters who walk around on four legs, especially if there's effort put into designing architecture for it, but one thing i don't think i've ever seen addressed is how those characters make cloth or tools with just paws

how are you gripping a sewing needle, little guy

how did that cloth get woven

dappeo

Well, there is some ways, it can be extreme modification of mouth, like anteathers with their long agile tongues, maybe something close to mandibles that copy functions of upper limbs, or just tail that's used for every delicate work.

gatormelons

ye, those can work in some cases! i'm thinking more about the stories focused on things like "normal" cats or dogs that aren't shown to have any extra features to help with dexterity

dappeo

I just like to think that they just try to do it without opposable thumbs, it turns out poorly but they still stubbornly try to make things until something finally turns out right.

Just a cat that makes some kind of belt, with several pieces of leather from earlier attempts unable to call it a day cause he's too stubborn to stop

little poor thing

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gatormelons

i love love LOVE stories about animals having societies built for characters who walk around on four legs, especially if there's effort put into designing architecture for it, but one thing i don't think i've ever seen addressed is how those characters make cloth or tools with just paws

how are you gripping a sewing needle, little guy

how did that cloth get woven

dappeo

Well, there is some ways, it can be extreme modification of mouth, like anteathers with their long agile tongues, maybe something close to mandibles that copy functions of upper limbs, or just tail that's used for every delicate work.

bisexual-engineer-girl

"there is a God-shaped hole in every man that only Christ can fill?" wrong. there's a cock shaped hole in me that only you can fill

dappeo

There is actually several☝️🤓

what if there was a spider

It would taste like a pineapple

#first ask ever answered

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 16 hours 16 minutes

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 16 hours 17 minutes

topgunvolleyballscene

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

filmgifs

Dog Day Afternoon 1975, dir. Sidney Lumet

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goetic-justice

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

dappeo

I would actually love to do both, thank you

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

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