Elemental Goobers

What the fuck I feel like I'm in heat or something

You and I both know why ;3c

Totally practical stealth voice training tip: simply roll all the sounds. Not just the r's, every sound. It works, but it's kinda difficult.

Imma use this sometimes

Totally practical stealth voice training tip: simply roll all the sounds. Not just the r's, every sound. It works, but it's kinda difficult.

yeah I can pay my head and rub my tummy but it's really not the same...can you do it for me pleaseeeeee

I wanna pet u,,,,,

I want to be held I want to be held I want to be held please someone hold me

*Gently pulls your head onto my lap and pets your hair, gently rubbing your tummy*

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

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I don't care if it wasn't a warcrime at the time, it should have been

shit like this is WHY civilian casualties are a war crime (to be clear, not defending the USA), you have to remember that every one of those rules is written in blood.

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

i have made a shirt thats exceptionally side-booben i dunno when im even gonna be able to wear this

When it is hot out and you need a vent :3?

Beware our ability ^