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love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

OzVxzzgdscFGGHJ YOU UNLOCKED A MEMORY I WOULD ALWAYS DIE LAUGHING AT THIS SCENE

Plot twist: They know the sex update just booted up but they were playing chess under there.

I was about to say that they weren’t even doing anything funky they were just playing a game under there or something 🤣🤣

Don't fucking go see this shit

i need marinette and alya to have SO MUCH TENSION in their friendship now that nino and adrien pick up on it. i need everyone around them to pick up on it. i need marinette to tiptoe around alya now and i need alya to be So Over It. im obsessed with them.

can we have a sonic convention in the midwest next time? i'll even ask nicely. please?

i want season 7 to be the reverse of seasons 1-5 where instead of marinette trying and failing and chickening out of asking adrien out, it is instead the wacky hijinks of marinette trying and failing and chickening out and flubbing up her words trying to dump him

heartbreaking: the guy who shouts "MEOW MEOW!! CAT ALERT!!" doesn't know his girlfriend is about to dump him

pls stop calling your art “slop” its just another way of saying its “cringe” and look. I understand being young and feeling self conscious about your artwork, but your drawing of a kids next door au for an obscure plants vs zombies character that’s basically your own oc at this point wearing an outfit you wish you owned is so unique and so you and therefore so human. Dont you dare conflate it with slop and dont you dare stop making your art

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out

this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

At this stage in the narrative Pjackk is being dragged around the walls of Troy and there’s no divine intervention going on to protect the body from the desecration it’s fully falling apart into shitty clumps of pig iron as it bounces over rocks and etc

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself

#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end