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Name's Alphie
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Cats getting caught doing crimes
it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:
I know what I am doing is wrong
I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong
If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other
these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible âlieâ for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedienceâ some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.
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weird that this is happening all across the usa at the same time. oh well. probably doesn't mean anything.

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Imo the best type of system for children to grow up in would be one that assumes the birth parents/primary guardians won't do shit and takes care of every aspect of childcare that's essential for their wellbeing and development, collectively.
But I'm just a guy who only learned how to brush his teeth properly and got glasses as a child because we had both a dentist and a doctor come to school on a regular basis. The dentist would have us all stand in a circle with our little toothbrushes and show us how to brush and correct our technique. The doctors would give us general health assessments and then have the teachers contact our patents and essentially peer pressure them into getting us any health intervention we needed. My parents only reluctantly got me glasses because they knew the teachers would judge them if they kept seeing me sit in the very front row and still squint to see the chalkboard. So I'm biased.
The only times I ever remember seeing a dentist or doctor as a child was at school. I'm quite healthy physically and I'm very grateful for all the care I got from the various professionals who cared about my well-being and development more than my actual parents did.
We had free healthcare including dental, mind you, my parents just couldn't be bothered. When my brother, as a teenager, asked our mother if she could take him to his orthodontist appointments (which he'd already arranged for on his own) she basically told him she didn't feel like it and he had to take the bus.
If I could improve anything about that system, I'd take it even further and make it so kids could see a doctor and get meds, treatments, therapy, tests, disability aids etc. without having to rely on their parents as well. I shouldn't have had to put up with being bullied and guilt-tripped about the family finances and the time investment needed to take me to the optometrist every time I needed new glasses.
Some parents would not take care of their children even if they were given all the time and the resources. Mine are a great example of that â my mother stopped working and became a homemaker when I was in kindergarten, my father worked from the garage and was also always home. They had a car and our village even had a bus that would come once or twice an hour that would take you to the next two bigger cities.
Did that, plus the free healthcare, translate into them actually parenting and caring for us properly? It did not. They only ever did any of that reluctantly when not doing it would make them look bad, and most of the time they did a shitty job because they could never resist the urge to boost their egos by means of bullying literal children.
So I have to wonder: what did they actually contribute to our upbringing? Like they didn't teach us shit and mostly they just endangered our mental and physical health â but hey, at least they gave me cPTSD! That took some work too.
see also family abolition, and youth liberation .
A knee-jerk response to neglectful parenting I see a lot is âpeople should have to get licenses and take rigorous tests to PROVE that they should be ALLOWED to have kidsâ which is eugenics. Thatâs just the starting line for eugenics.
We are at a point in humanity where there is no meaningful reason why we shouldnât be structuring our societies around wellbeing for all instead of wellbeing for the âdeservingâ.
Assume some parents will fail. Build social infrastructure that is designed to support failed kids rather than punish would-be parents.
Parents do not have to be neglectful to fail!
They can be busy, tired, stressed about finances, ignorant, etc. They can want to do the best for their kid and Fail Anyways.
The best thing is to support the children and give them the tools they need to succeed even if the parents are already giving them those tools. Because you can never learn something too much.
Also sometimes parents become disabled or die and family can't always be counted on, and sometimes there isn't other family
my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if itâs a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby itâs a baby. if sheâs 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite itâs a parasite. if sheâs 39 weeks and calls it a fetus itâs a fetus. âwhy are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryoâ because that was her baby. âhow can you get an abortion at three monthsâ because that wasnât a baby. hope that helps.
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"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"
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The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine donât start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

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This.
Like, I very much appreciate people trying to be mindful of their consumption and trying to be sustainable. But I need y'all to understand that it literally does not matter. The top 10% are doing more damage than all of us together could ever prevent.
you know, until we remember what to do with rich bastards.
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Fun fact!! If you live in a country like the UK, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands etc, you are probably in the top 10% of people.
There are ~8 billion people in the world. 10% of that is 800 million people. 1% is 80 million people, there are approximately 58 million millionaires. The top 10% is not just the super rich, you may actually be in the top 10%
Ideas like the above are so insanely unhelpful, because what the fuck do you mean âit literally does not matterâ. It fucking does. Stop trying to use the incredible harmful actions of a few to take away responsibility from yourself
If you think âoh some billionaire is pumping oil practically directly into the sea so who cares if I order this fast fashion clothing from half way across the planetâ, chances are another 799,999,999 people are thinking that too. Stop promoting this narrative or weâre all doomed
And even if you arenât in the top 10% you still have a responsibility to the planet you live on and share with other people. Yes eat the rich and start a revolution but maybe just maybe have some organic fruit while youâre doing it
This is just not true - and based on a very faulty understanding of the economic math behind it, and believing propaganda that was actively put out by companies to distract people from the influence that the big companies and billionaires have.
I know this, because I have literally gotten my first degree in economics.
Yes, people who live in rich, industrialized nations do overall have a higher impact in terms of "carbon footprint" than people living in more impoverished nations. But that footprint is an idea developed specifically by the fossil fuel companies to trick people into clawing each others eyes out rather than go after the companies actually responsible here. This is something we know for certain.
And the actual "rich vs poor" metrics are always a political matter. The poorest people in those industrialized nations are not drivers of environmental issues based on their individual choices, and the idea of them being the 10% is also kind of insane. While it is true on the basis of actual income that most people living in the G7 nations are richer than most people in the other nations - due to other factors like debt, cost of living and such, the actual impact analysis ends up completely different.
Most notably the idea you propose is basically that you can consume your way out of capitalism. You cannot.
Most of the environmental impact the average person has is happening on levels they have little to no choice about. Most people have very little choice about whether the food or clothes or other necessities they use have a high footprint and associated impact than others. In fact, due to how supply chains are structured, normal folks can barely even know what the actual impact of their purchases was. The amount of pollution, CO2 emissions, and also exploitation going into each purchased item are hidden behind layers of obfuscation. You can buy something that says it was actually sourced in sustainable ways - and in the end it turns out that actually it was not and the actual truth was hidden behind supply chain shit. See the entire "ethically sourced chocolate" thing as a fairly recent example.
It is your point that is the unhelpful one. Because the framing you use frames a systemic failing as a collection of individual failings, while it is not. The people living beneath the poverty line of their respective countries can decide which unsustainably and unethically sourced product they consume. But they rarely have a chance to not consume something sustainable and ethically sourced, due to limits in availability, access, and time.
The only way to save the environment is through the end of capitalism. Which is something that is attainable - whether by revolution or reform is up to your interpretation. But there is no way to save the environment without destroying capitalism. And any framing of "actually, if everyone would just be a bit more mindful" is a framing that has come to you from the people in fancy suits who are currently exploiting you and everyone else. It is distracting from the actual issue. Companies want you to just reuse that zipper bag 5 times and then feel like you did your utmost for the environment, so when you hear how the world is still getting worse, you will think about the people not reusing their zipper bags, rather than companies packing shit into layers and layers of plastics, or littering said plastics in a third world country where they are just allowed to do that after shipping that plastics there - because it turns out littering it there after shipping it half around the world is still cheaper than properly recycling it.
You cannot consume your way out of capitalism. The only way out of capitalism is the end of capitalism. Not "doing capitalism right".
even if jk rowling wasnât a bigoted jackass i think i would not associate with harry potter just because of how over-the-top embarrassing the fandom is
and to be clear the idea of âseparating the art from the artistâ is kinda bullshit because:
1. the artist is still alive and benefitting from you engaging with the art
2. the art is deeply fucking reflective of every single (and thereâs so many) way(s) the author is bigoted as fuck.
compare hp lovecraft, who also wrote a bunch of stuff that was obscenely racist. however, hp lovecraft is dead as shit and canât do anything bad with the money. jk rowling is using your money from harry potter merch to wreck the lives of minorities
also harry potter really just is bigoted in every way possible. i donât think i can think of a single minority that doesnât at least have a problematic depiction alluding to them
the homecoming chaperones aren't doing their jobs
Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click âdonât show this artistâ on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click âskip this updateâ on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and itâs right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click âdelete my accountâ and the next time I open the website they suggest I âreactivateâ.
How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are âunhealthyâ foods like pizza or fried chicken and âhealthyâ foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an âunhealthyâ food youâve harmed yourself in some way.
How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then thatâs probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so itâs a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what youâre stocking up on because foods arenât âgood or bad;â they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they donât.
Thanks, OP.Â
also your body doesnât necessarily work on a daily cycle, itâs not so neat as to understand linear time and how we choose to divide it. You donât have to try and find perfect balance every single day, sometimes you will go three or four days eating less or eating more. Sometimes you will crave fats or salts or sugars or greens for a few days at a time before your body will decide itâs gathered enough resources in one particular department. The balance is achieved over time and in uneven tides, and thatâs good and fine.
Original post has been going around for years now but this fairly recent addition is a really good one I needed to be reminded of too. We donât just reset to 0 every night.

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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.
Casual reminder tha golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.
I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon