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Heya there!
Name's Alphie
He/they/it - Ze/hij - Ele/dele
Speak 🇧🇷, 🇬🇧/🇺🇲 & learning 🇳🇱
sleepiest guy under the Universe's unyielding gaze
Header & Icon by @ratatosk777
I don't tag my spoilers
I like and reblog NSFW

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sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna
Pokemon Heritage Post
the fact i just finished doing the Name Every Pokemon quiz, opened tumblr, and immediately saw my queue had spat this out
No one cared who I was until I put on the cage
The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently
start making singlet characters into systems Now. for fun. for anything. wouldnt the character be more fun if they were at least 5 people in one body? think about it
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa

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LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
thinks abt ladyfinite again. i think she would use phantom ruby illusions to make her boobs bigger but every day its a different cup size . playing homoerotic mind games with her enemies, business as usual
walking by sonics jail cell and sonics like "hey hang on your boobs are way smaller than yesterday. what the hell happened" and infinite doesnt say anything cuz shes #aurafarming so sonic just makes it worse by saying like "haha i didnt know eggman milked her lackeys heyooooo" so now infinite has to throw her around like this to calm down
time to post my favorite far side comic of all time
Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake
And most movies never need a remake!

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"Transandrophobia doesn't exist outside of online"
Scary Movie 6 literally had a transmasc character who existed purely to be the butt of:
1. No strength jokes
2. No dick jokes
3. "She's my son" jokes
4. Jokes about pronouns
5. Attack helicopter jokes
(Note the word "joke" here is doing SERIOUSLY heavy lifting)
But sure, it's TOTALLY not in mainstream media and is only just guys complaining about nothing online.
(Good to note that there were zero jokes about trans women and transfems in that entire movie)
"Transandrophobia doesn't exist outside of online"
Scary Movie 6 literally had a transmasc character who existed purely to be the butt of:
1. No strength jokes
2. No dick jokes
3. "She's my son" jokes
4. Jokes about pronouns
5. Attack helicopter jokes
(Note the word "joke" here is doing SERIOUSLY heavy lifting)
But sure, it's TOTALLY not in mainstream media and is only just guys complaining about nothing online.
(Good to note that there were zero jokes about trans women and transfems in that entire movie)
Trans men were born women and are constantly treated as women and perceived as women and you're telling me they're misgendering themselves for talking about the 'being perceived as a woman' part of their lives?
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

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For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.
For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.