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Someone tell my why Toni Braxton gets me TURNT ALL THE WAY UP
Honestly my favorite concept of Eggman is the idea of him as someone who is terrifyingly competent- as an engineer, as a pilot, as the kind of person who can sell water to a fish- but is also just. full-tilt, genuinely ridiculous because he holds himself to a weird but incredibly specific set of standards. Heāll take hostages, threaten to detonate cities, say things likeĀ āas long as I can strangle a Zeti, my hands are just fineā and mean it.Ā
But at the same time- this oddly chivalrous person, where, Tails and Sonic both know they can count on it that if Eggmanās abducted someone, that hostage will be fed and taken care of- and they find that hostage utterly unharmed and pretty much complaining about the room service.
Mostly I like it because it honestly ropes Sonic and Eggman into this interesting dance as people who are in some sense, diametrically opposed- Eggman, whoās obstinately concerned with his own order to the point that nothing offends him more than senseless destruction; and Sonic, for whom nothing is more important than personal freedom, even if thatās the freedom to wither and dieĀ on oneās own time.Ā
But in another sense- theyāre really two of a kind: these virtually unstoppable forces of nature- someone whose raw athleticism cannot be matched by man or machine and who can cut through industrial-strength steel like a living buzzsaw vs. an unparalleled genius who has invoked and manipulated ancient gods, unholy monsters from beyond time, and just about everything in between.
And yet, both are people who, for lack of a better word, believe in playing nice, at least insofar as their standards of beingĀ āniceā go. Of course in Rush, Nega, whoās used to dealing with the much more tenacious Blaze, thinks that Sonic is a complete joke- because Sonic is literally able to break the sound barrier on foot but heāll let Nega limp off with a barely frustrated little irritated finger snap,Ā āOh, darn, I guess he got us that time.ā
Sonic and Eggman are old school super-powered nemeses- the kind that pick fights and the stakes are high, but, on a level, both of them are kind of keeping the gloves on. Neither of them really wants to cut it short. Sonicās not the type who can really stand to retire as a hero- thereās something very proud and content about the way he says things likeĀ āOh, I deal with stuff like this all the timeā or lists off some of his weird adventures. Colors shows us that if things are too quiet for too long Sonic literally goes looking for trouble. And both Sonic X and SA2 show us that Eggman without Sonic is equally unhappy- even if itās his fault. Even if he could get so much more work done just pulling the trigger and wiping Sonic out. Part of him would really rather not, and not just because Sonicās a dang good failsafe to have when something like Chaos goes awry.
And a point made fairly frequently is that the few times Sonic orĀ Eggman make the decision to take something completely seriously, theyāre both terrifying. God help you if you step on bothĀ of their moral creeds at once and motivate them to team up against you.
omfg
In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11
Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.
Nobody knows
Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and weāre worried if car bush did car 9/11
I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke

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IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERYĀ CUTEĀ TODAY AND ALSO ILY
Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
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i was actually Just thinking of this snap probably ten minutes agoā¦

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Ryan: This is my replacement for clapping at meetings now.
open rp
Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
is pepsi ok
āi guessā i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity
āok.ā i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi
my friend and i were watching veggietales and thereās this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like āthis looks like a job for someone with handsā and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it
i wasnt joking

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Did I ever tell you all about the time a kid in my high school literally pretended to drink a thing of Windex so the teachers would panic and send him to the hospital and he wouldnāt have to take the test
Alrighty here is the Windex Kid Story:
We had this HUGE test that day. There was a big party the night before and we were all so exhausted; I donāt think Iāve ever been in a more tired and unprepared class. I include myself in this, as I was making interval trips to the bathroom because I ate so much sugar the night before that I was throwing up the whole next day. Needless to say, we didnāt want to do the test and literally looked and felt like zombies. Girls were crying, boys were laying on the floor sweating profusely. It was weird and gross.
So there was this boy, the Windex Kid. I think his name was Jed or something. He was this really quiet boy who always was reading and didnāt make much of an impression until The Day. Five minutes before the test, in the cafeteria, he took the Windex bottle from the cleaning closest, emptied it and poured his blue Gatorade in it. Put it in his backpack and we went into the classroom, not really paying attention to what he did a minute prior.
It was all quite grand and not unlike a movie scene. The test is about to start. We all are ready to fail and our grades to crash for the semester. Iām ready to vomit again. Windex Kid stands up says in a loud voice āFUCK THIS TESTā and proceeded to drink the Gatorade out of the Windex bottle.
Naturally, it looks just Ike Windex and the teacher panics, thinking a kid just poisoned himself in her class. She calls 911 in a panic. The ambulance comes. We all get sent home early as heās taken to the hospital where they would soon discover that all there was was Gatorade in his stomach. He was a real hero; he took a bullet for the team. His legacy is still spoken about in that school, my younger brother confirms. Afterwards, he slipped back into oblivion and his books. His glimmer of fame vanished into the darkness, not unlike himself.
I still think about him sometimes and wonder what heās doing with his life. Iām sure whatever it is, itās fantastic.
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