˗ˏˋmollyˎˊ˗

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.

What the fuck is a gender

It’s a purple ghost pokemon that evolves from Haunter

When you breed a white twink and find out he’s a trump supporter so you go in to take your load back.

my IQ test results were negative

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode