Claude Looks Good With His Side Burns Fight Me

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Mother: Come hither son, prithee tell me what layeth in your possession.

Me looking at how much the transaction was

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.