I'm love my friends?????

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

This is such a beautiful thing

Jesus christ

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

yo what the fuck happened to this post

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

If I post enough on Tumblr maybe a girl with a nice rack and homicidal tendencies will find me and kidnap me from this job

So why do i like dudes -_-

happy throat that tdick tuesday

if you arent trying to make him feel like it could hit the back of your throat you arent passionate enough. its not too small. move over let me show you.

forced caretaking…the never-ending cycle of anger (you don’t need to be taken care of), humiliation (you are constantly in compromising situations), arousal (you enjoy being coddled more than you’d like to admit), and shame (why are you getting off on your own suffering?)

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

it only hit me now but people who go off about ai and Not Real Art and Idea Theft on unrelated posts are kind of exactly like bluesky resist libs that go off unprompted about the freaking cheeto in the white house

like that whole thing with the 20th century fox theme made w a plastic bag and a bottle and the motherfucker unable to resist going into the tags and going "this is why ai doesnt make art more accessible this is REAL ART disabled people can just SHAKE BAGS TO MAKE NOISES INSTEAD" is literally the exact same situation as bsky dems who wish obama had a third term crashing into your post to be like "RADICAL SOCIALISTS are STEALING THE ELECTION from the democratic party on purpose by not voting blue so COMRADE COMMUNIST TRUMP can SELL OUR COUNTRY TO RUSSIA". you are literally doing the exact same thing. stop it.

you will see a trans woman talking about how trans women are being mass banned on here by staff and then two hours later she's also been banned

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time