Fuckboy Extraordinaire

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

call it a happy trail the way I go YIPPIE!!!! 🎉🎊

sorry ignore me im going through something (<- guy who never stopped going through something)

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

ur either jerking off with me or jerking off against me

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

peeing. and this time its serious

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off