I'm Just A Toy To You, My Love

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

This is the coldest take of all time but I love the beautiful simplicity of Buffy the vampire slayer being born from the simple question “what if Van Helsing was a super awesome, hot girl who is funny and the bestest girl ever?” And the answer to that question is well that would be so cool yay

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

this post has taught me that everyone who owns a magnetic knife strip thinks they're the only person in the world who does

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

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