Meh...

@catboy-tdick opinion on the bumble sharks?

WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS….

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

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Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.