tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

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tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

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just scientific curiosity
Biology lesson
(Oh weirdly close and intimate scientific curiosity, you have my whole heart)
humans are so strange honestly

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What would be a realistic version of Exploring Each Other's Bodies (Science Style) on the way to Erid?
Here are some limitations and ideas that come to mind:
In the book, a lot of the lab equipment might have been rendered nonfunctional after the Adrian misadventure: "that delicate off-the-shelf lab equipment wasnât designed to be rattled around like popcorn and subjected to 6Â or 7 gâs. I wonder how many things are hopelessly broken."
The ship is at 1.5 g when the engine is on, and 0 g when/if the engine is off. It's unclear whether they'd be able to use the centrifuge during transit: it may or may not be dangerous at near light speed, and it wasn't designed for use with the full fuel tanks. This means that any equipment calibrated for use in 1 g only is likely off limits.
As other people have pointed out, in the movie version in thrust configuration the lab is sideways and pretty hard to access. I mean, they could make a ladder or turn off the engine temporarily, but they can't just hang out in there all the time and use whatever they need.
Even if we set aside Rocky's anxiety over Grace's health that has become common fanon by now â the mission is not over yet! Each other's safety is going to be priority number one. Nothing invasive, nothing even remotely dangerous without necessity.
I assume one of the things they do during the journey is compiling a dossier on how to keep Grace alive for the Eridian scientists. If there's any data they can gather to help with it, that's what they would be doing. If nothing else, Grace should be doing regular routine health checkups and keeping track of all changes. (Rocky can do the ultrasound with his sonar if he wants.)
They also should really teach Grace some Eridian medicine if they haven't done it before. It's absurd that Rocky almost died because he spent hours explaining Eridian anatomy but forgot to explain what to do and not to do for first aid.
look even if you arent into grace/rocky you just HAVE to admit they explored each others bodies on the journey to erid. just to see whats up. the scientific boundary-crossing is already canon. and you wanna tell me those two intellectually curious guys trapped in a tin can for 3-4 years didnt at least get up to some weird shit for enrichment? dont make me laugh
#i know this post is supposed to have a sexual connotation but imo they're getting weirder than that#rocky lets grace observe his entire digestive process with an adapted x-ray machine#they make some slapdash endoscopy equipment so rocky can look down grace's esophagus and stomach#grace lets rocky pull a tooth for study because he's fascinated by the human body producing something that's similarly sturdy#to himself (also he wants to have it professionally embedded into his carapace as soon as they get to erid but shhhh)#rocky chips off pieces from his own mantle (his deformed legs are already brittler than the rest of him so it's not like it's hard)#also for âstudyâ but is internally debating himself on how to ask grace if he's ever considered subdermal piercings#grace gives himself multiple surgicial lacerations so rocky can get a better view of his sinew and muscle#and document the (from his mostly inorganic perspective) insane restorative ability of human skin#maybe grace even lets some of them get infected on purpose so he can show off his immune system#anyways that being said#rocky is not a biologist and probably doesn't know the exact chemical make-up of his internal tissue.#so they're definitely shoving a heat protected spectrometer up his cloaca
no no @ecobanshee youre right on the money. its definitely also about all of that.
Grace is literally like waow I wish I could spend the rest of my life studying Eridian biology immediately, too bad about the whole situation with astrophage :/ and then solves the situation with astrophage.
Dr. âIâd let him do open heart surgery on meâ Grace would absolutely let Rocky play dentist and put in xenonite fake teeth to replace the ones he lost from scurvy.
Grace arriving on Erid: "So I know i'm an alien and your scientists are probably like super curious about me, I just want to say you can totally do minor, noninvasive experements on me provided you run them by me first. You can totally take like hair and nail and blood samples, i'm willing to run a maze of two, everyone's been super polite in not asking for anything but I promise im not offended. Are you sure you don't want a blood sample? I swear i'm fine with it, want to scan my eyes and brain activity while I look at different colors? Heck pretty much anything short of flat out vivisection is on the table for discussion here. Please experement on me I really want to know what you find out."
The Eridian Governments: wtf WTF wtF???
The Eridian Scientists: *celebrating like they've won the intersteller lottery*
THREE MONTHS LATER
Grace, showing the beginning signs of appendicitis and clutching a bottle of local anesthetic: "Soooo, about what I said before about vivisection being off the table. . ."

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How long would it take for Grace to become a guinea pig to the eridian scientists? Theyâd be looking through Wikipedia and learn about seasons, so they ask Grace how not having seasons affects him and heâd say âdamn thatâs a good questionâ. So they start simulating changing seasons and documenting Graceâs moods through the whole thing. Like theyâre straight up experimenting with him but heâs also very enthusiastic about the whole thing.
to be fair, book grace agreed very quickly to let rocky watch him sleep because he thought rocky wanted to study his species sleep patterns.
so yes this is actually totally on brand for him
Grace: Oh, I guess my new friend must want to conduct a study on the sleep patterns of a newly-discovered sapient biological lifeform!! đ #Relatable #BiologistsFTW
Rocky, a deeply traumatized aerospace & mechanical/material sciences engineer: ⌠sure. letâs go with that.
So I've been seeing people talk about how vertical the Hail Mary is while in thrust mode, meaning that in order to go to the bathroom from the dormitory, Grace would have to climb some extremely tall, not OSHA approved ladders while experiencing 1.5g.
Additionally, many people love the whump headcanon that Grace becomes severely malnourished on the way to Erid as his food runs out and he has to subsist solely on taumoeba.
These may seem incompatible but my friends, Rocky can fix this. I'm sure they would have some leftover chain from the Adrian venture lying around somewhere. And maybe even a prototype winch from before deciding on the design that ejects the links. A normal winch that pulls the chain up instead of dismantling it.
Then, all they would need is a counterweight and a box of some kind to put Grace's frail, scurvy-riddled body in so he can be gently lifted to go do his washing up before bed.
Anyways, I think it'd be really funny if they put an elevator on the ship.
I think a lot of people don't realize how confined Grace would be during the trip to Erid. This is important to me because I want Grace to be inconvenienced. Nothing should be easy for this guy!
When the Hail Mary is in thrust configuration:
The gravity is 1.5 g, just enough to make moving around the ship a bit more tiring than usual
The ship is basically a giant tower! Grace has to climb VERY tall ladders to go up to the next room. Climbing those in 1.5 g sounds exhausting. I'm sure he'd build up some good endurance doing that, but anyone who lives in a townhome can tell you how annoying it is to walk down three flights of stairs and then realize you forgot your phone upstairs. I imagine he would probably not wander around the ship a ton when he has to climb ladders to do it.
Related to the ladders, if Grace is in the dormitory and wants to go watch TV in the Don't Go Crazy room, he has to climb up 3 rooms of long ladders to get there
The usable floor space is pretty limited! All the rooms were designed to be used in centrifugal gravity, so in all the rooms the centrifugal floor is now a very, very tall wall. What would be the shorter centrifugal wall is now a tiny floor in thrust config (I'll put pictures at the end to illustrate)
Basically zero lab access! At the very beginning of the movie you can see Grace look up the wall at the lab equipment. It is all at least 10 ft up, totally out of reach and bolted sideways to the wall. The only real things he can use in lab are the white board, some screens, and the chair 4ft off the floor (that says "Not for use in thrust configuration" lol). The lab just straight up is NOT meant to be used AT ALL in thrust config. That's the whole point of having the centrifuge!
A very long post in which I collected some of the book quotes that talk about travel under constant acceleration and travel with a coast phase, asked questions about fuel efficiency and travel time, then found some answers and made some guesses with the help of an online calculator.
These are my notes in the order I took them, so the post is very unstructured, but there's a tl;dr at the very end.
I know we love to imagine Ryland Grace slowly deteriorating and starving in space but please also consider this bit from the Eridian lore document:
even if the artificial earth gravity on the Mary was sufficient for normal eating on the journey to Erid (and/or assuming that they werenât nervous messing with the centrifuge settings again to try to replicate Eridâs gravity every few days for four years), the Blip-A was dead in space for at least 6 weeks! And yes there was definitely backup power for life support systems but thereâs no way my guy was wasting any of it on making himself comfortable. When Grace went back for him he was covered in blood and Taumoeba goop and Rocky was still like âIâm fine donât worry about itâ so Iâm willing to bet heâd be ignoring the poor healing around his oozing open wound ventral crack until it became an undeniable problem or Grace noticed.

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btw the labâs sideways in thrust configuration. Unless he lightly modifies whatever heâs working on I donât think he can do much of anything while on his way places.
I am belatedly realizing that whenever I thought about the journey to Erid, I imagined something between the book floor plan and the movie's centrifuge mode floor plan. But if we stick to the movie version, this ship is not made for living in for any significant amount of time in thrust mode. The floor of the dormitory and the floor of the lab are both tiny. There's an even tinier corridor to the lab, some small floors between compartments. That's it. What used to be the main floor is now an enormous ladder. Which Rocky now has to climb up and down in his ball somehow. Maybe he'll carve holes in the compartments' floors to build a continuous habitat like he does in the book? But that habitat wouldn't have much floor space either, and he'd probably have to use the ball anyway to get to the lab. Sounds like a nightmare!