you hear about the brickster?

This party is popping like pussy and popcorn.

I hate it when people compare Eminem to god. I mean, he’s great and all, but he’s no Eminem.

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦