you hear about the brickster?

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

Guy who likes looking at Flintstones porn a lot: “ alright I’m gonna go guys, got some Flintstones porn back home with my name on it”

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!