you hear about the brickster?

tumblr is rolling out a new feature, it determines which mutuals you are most likely to have a crush on and automatically sends them a message admitting it on your behalf. they are hoping this will result in at least a handful of marriages

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

Me protecting my family from john green

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White