you hear about the brickster?

Do not make fun of bug style

just realised this says Lucid dream which means they actually just decided to do all these things

dasani sold me lagoon water

Sigh i was walking in the cold today and i saw a white guy doing a super weird bald thing he was doing a crazy thing with his bald ass head which made me a little weirded out but now i feel a little better. I wish people learned to keep to their own path on the way rhey do there thing

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

i got a freling

Oooooooh ooooooh

youtube comments are like "i'm a 34 year old male professional bullrider and part time EMT who's never taken anything up the butt, not even a pinky finger from a hot chick lol.... but something about this song gets me right in the feels!" and the song is like Move Along - All American Rejects

British guys when they cum probably: ive came ive bloody came

I was having a bad day so I kicked an ant to death on my walk home. Is that really so bad? It was a stray. Nobody even loved it.