POWER IN MISERY

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

remember when bowser couldn't run in smash so he slid across the ground

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

i was todays years old when i found out chips is made from the ugliest brown vegtable i have ever seen in my life

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals