POWER IN MISERY

I heavily fw bro

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

My post is awesome!

EDGE desperately needs to take the piss out of that stupid ass sensory deprivation quote unquote “documentary” from vice, please please please

You mind telling me how you got your hands on this photo of my father? It also looks like the photo was taken at a distance, are you stalking me and my fucking fham?

im… im sorry, im… oh my god….

Ooooooo. Ooo.

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight