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Fun fact: the owner of this red birb (Gumi) is Hideaki Utsumi, who worked as a sound designer for Capcom in many of their games. His wife composed for plenty of Capcom games too. He has a YouTube channel where he just posts videos of his birds being cute. Check it out.
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Favourite Colour (2020)
I meant to put this on my last reblog of it but I forgot⌠Anyway, this has such a Calvin and Hobbes feel to it and it warms my heart because of that association.
Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip
For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!
ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow⌠awow⌠bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.
Now you can understand how it sounds when i hear any siren
tornado sirens normally: đ˘â ď¸đŞ THERES A TORNADO đ˘đĽâď¸
these tornado sirens: đŤđ¸â¨ there's a tornado 𼰠đđą
â¨đťđđśfour tornadoes đśđđťâ¨
Loki and Sylvie doing literally anything like
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ă Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Eternal ă
Izuku:
Quetzacoatlus đŞđŞđŞđŞđŞđŞđŞ
@elodieunderglass
Birds playing volleyballÂ
(Source)
Some MORE incredibly rude ravens
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Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkesâ movie design how about
 ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh⌠Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it⌠:D
Itâs a fine line to tread when youâre breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and youâve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when youâre in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for itâs striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus
You know what birds those are?
FLAMINGOS!
Just sayingâŚ. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on FawkesâŚ.
This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, itâs @iconuk01âs fault.
Also I am not a certified Birb artist.
Never
Apologize
For
Shaming
Herodotus
so Iâm speaking hypothetically here but is there any reason we canât move the whole Phoenix thing backwards up the dinosaur family tree a little bit?
T-Rex Phoenix. thatâs where Iâm going with this.
Bunjy I think thatâs a Dragon.
I know but please let me cross the streams just this once
HEY BUNJY.
CONSIDER YOUR STREAMS CROSSED.
A NEW TRAILER!!!
hey give birds antlers
But what if they get stuck in the trees
alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree
What if they landed on each otherâs antlers
stack em
@wishem
i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemyÂ
Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick
Utterly fantastic
Birds with antlers you say? Have a class doodle
the ones on top are its babies
Hereâs some art by Munwie on Deviantart:
Meanwhile, this is an obvious reason why Viking helmets didnât have horns.
Going into battle wearing handlebars for the opponent to play with is a Bad Idea. That didnât stop other cultures (Indo-Persian, Japanese) from doing so, but Vikings? NO.
The origin of the Nordic Horned Helmet is actually known: they first appeared in C.E. Doeplerâs costume designs for Wagnerâs âRing Cycleâ operas.
In 1876.
Incidentally, calling mail armour âchain-mailâ first happened in the novel âThe Fortunes of Nigelâ by Sir Walter Scott.
In 1822.
Something similar has happened with the word âlongswordâ, which only came into general HEMA use for what had previously been âhand-and-a-halfâ or âbastardâ swords about 20 years ago; even then the first time I saw it (in âMedieval Swordsmanshipâ Š 1998 by John Clements) it was two words with a hyphen: âlong-swordâ.
As a single word itâs been part of the fantasy fiction arsenal since the mid-1970s, for example in C.J. Cherryhâs âGate of Ivrelâ Š 1977, I used it in âThe Horse Lordâ Š 1983, and Iâm sure a search through very early D&D manual could place it even earlier.
Longsword is certainly a handier term than the alternatives, but IIRC even âhand-and-a-half swordâ is no older than Victorian. In the Middle Ages a sword was usually just âa swordâ; it was very inconsiderate of them not to think of later generations who might like to label things with a bit more exactitudeâŚ
Not all Munwieâs Deviantart birds are corvids, and not all are sinisterâŚ
âŚthough you might have second thoughts about that if you know anything about the lifestyle of the European Robin.
Theyâre ferociously territorial, their usual song translates as âGet Off My Lawn Or I Will Kill You With Deathâ, and weâre grateful the two pairs in our garden are the size they are and not as big as e.g. tyrannosaur turkeys.
Which having written it is a mental image I really didnât needâŚ
LONGSWORDS ARE CALLED BASTARD SWORDS PASS IT ON
@serialreblogger
this post has EVERYTHING
I have a personal theory about the Costume Horned Helmets:
Exhibit A:Â Mead Horn
Ehbit B: Beer Hat
The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.
Iâm sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain
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My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like âdo this only if someone needs their last ritesâ like I WILL bless this McDonaldâs sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how Iâve been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
Itâs not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. Weâve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parentsâ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Hereâs what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
