Hun-bun

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

i think lesbians should be able to teleport

thank fucking god

this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner

Dope

where? *drops to all fours*

Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into people’s phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day you’ll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe you’ll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID

diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.

when girls have the ugliest boyfriends…girl stop. i could be your ugly girlfriend instead.

it makes me so fucking angry that society forces women to be passive in dating so much that it becomes a legitimate problem when we date each other

my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

my body and brain are making out on the couch while i starve to death under the porch

it was a mistake to convince everyone that using social media is the same as having a platform and that their “platform” comes with a moral obligation to issue a public statement every time anything significant happens regardless of their level of understanding of said situation ...

israel just annihilated the al jazeera and ap offices on live tv

absolutely brazen, the sheer balls on these guys

the us has bombed al jazeera offices in the past, claiming they shelter legitimate military targets and islamophobia means the west shrugged it off but the claim that the AP of all groups were sheltering legitimate military targets is going to be a much, much harder sell to the international community.