Ovaries Before Brovaries.

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

your fictional boy toy is just pixels. not mine tho mine is real and he's on my bed watching me blog giggling and kicking his legs in the air

Who’s his boytoy? THE POPE?

Are the 75% cishet tumblr users in the room with us right now

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

That was a near-religious experience 

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die