Lunar Oceanic

i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.

Imagine you're coming home after a long day of hunting, and the first thing you hear is your seven shitty kids screeching at you for no reason, how pissed off would you be, I'd immediately fly away too

Imagine you're the oldest of seven and a fucking HOA member broke into your HOUSE and SHIT AN EGG and is BITING at your siblings, but your dad shows so you try to tell him the problem but you're very little and you don't speak English and he doesn't speak English either so you can't communicate that a fucking GOBLIN is in your HOUSE and the only reason he doesn't know is cause his ASS was on that bitch's HEAD and he must've assumed it was one of your brothers and sisters but it was actually that FREAK WOMAN who got in, and now your dad is flying away 'cause he has no idea what's going on

Imagine you're a parent and you've calmed down and gone to get McDonald's for your seven kids, and you come home expecting to get cheers because you know the D's are always a winner, but when you fly back in through the door the kids are all still screaming, and it's not even excited screams but you don't know what's wrong so you just look into the camera like you're Jim from the Office

Imagine you're one of the small middle children and probably the one that this HOA WITCH was BITING after she broke into YOUR HOUSE and SHIT an EGG and you tried to be a good host by cuddling with her to congratulate her on her egg but then she started BITING and taking over your ROOM and threw out all your GOOSEBUMPS books and your eldest sibling couldn't call dad so you all just had to wait, and then dad comes home but your STUPID FAMILY won't stop SCREECHING to explain what's going on so your dad leaves but then comes back and he's brought McDonald's which is like yay but there is an INTRUDER, and finally your dad looks around the house and notices BITCH BIRD KAREN IN YOUR BEAN BAG CHAIR, and you're like ok dad can handle this but then you learn he's more scared than you?????

Imagine you're a dad and you just got home with McDonald's and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY HOUSE but luckily you have seven children and the mean one is willing to fight this bitch and you're just gonna chill in this corner until this problem is resolved even if your other kids are straight-up judging you

Imagine you're Kevin McCallister and you're doing Home Alone except you're not home alone 'cause your dad is home too but he's not helping, he's just holding a bag of McDonald's, so you have to be the head of this house at eight years old 'cause you're home alone emotionally but this FREAK ON AN EGG isn't leaving so you decide to screech at your dad and he's more scared of you than she is

Imagine you're a dad and your child has publicly shamed you in front of your other kids and this ASSHOLE KAREN and you decide you're not gonna take this shit anymore so you tell your kids that you paid for this McDonald's with your hard-earned bird money and they're gonna damn well eat this, so everybody stop looking at that side of the house and just eat your fucking french fries but then that fucking MONSTER starts BITING your only child willing to go into battle so you recognize this is a lost cause and throw the burgers on the counter and you remember you're an ADULT so you grab your car keys and fly the fuck away

Basically the video is him unpacking the whole cultural shift between "(anti)sjw" culture and how it has evolved to be our current clusterfuck of a political climate.

Back in the early 2010s, a bunch of college kids got really into civil rights movements, and the general consensus at the time was these (usually very young, emotional, and inexperienced) people were irrational and hypocritical-- people thought they had to walk on eggshells around them, because if you said the wrong thing, it was very easy to upset them. A lot of people do not, in fact, like having their language policed.

So this started a counter movement of "trolling" which aimed to piss these people off as much as possible, and although for many this simply started as a "funny" pass time- over the years people started to unironically believe the offensive dribble they were spewing. Now thats the main reason why our culture has shifted massively to alt-right ideals.

OOP wasn't really a bigot in the same way many of these people were (I followed him during my very edgy anti-religion teenage phase), he just hated the same dogma that Christians typically had- and over the years he realized it wasn't the PEOPLE he hated, but the certain traits they exhibited.

And those traits (hypocrisy, easily offended, lack of personality outside of discourse, etc) now are being presented in the alt-right movement. MAGA republicans are now the ones being easily offended by "woke" content. They cannot watch a movie without finding something "woke" to be offended about. Everything they accused "sjws" of being was now them.

I should also mention that the thumbnail is a scene from the british comedy show "That Mitchell and Webb Look" in which the two actors play as WW2 Nazi soldiers- one of which notices the literal skulls on their uniforms, who proceeds to ask "Are we the baddies?"

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?