Damn Good Doormats

👻 Loving this nerdy Halloween porch! 🎃 from @kathryn.a.fink Every respectable witch keeps wormwood on her porch. #tolkien #speakfriendandenter #halloweendecor https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUv2y0H7lW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1edi7u1nz2n8a

What a handsome boy! 😍🐶 much thanks to @mrs.samanthataylor for the nudge 😂👏 🐾 #gorgeousboy #homeiswherethedogis #homeiswherethedogsare https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnt_8FXHn4H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13dwqb6z470vc

Happy #WoofWednesday ! 🎉 🐶 We know homes come in many sizes, and Doormats do too! 👏💥Introducing our new #skinnydoormat 👋 Of course, not every one of our over 600 styles will fit 😂 go to our skinny doormat category to see everything that’s currently available. 🎉🎉🎉 🐾 🐾 🐾 🐾 🐾 #doglover #doglover🐶 #customdoormat #petloversofinstagram #doglife🐾 #dogs #doormatsofinstagram #doglifeisgood #dogobsessed #dogsofinsta #dogstagram #dogloversofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #doglovers #dogsofinstaworld #buzzfeedanimals #ruffpost #dailybarker #funnypics #fanphoto #homestyling #housewarming #realtorlife #instahome #welcomehome #giftideas #doormats  #damngooddoormats (at Berkeley Springs, West Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpC8CiHbgE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n35swyxgnnxi

At last! 🎉 After all this time.... fresh Tolkien! 🐉 🔥 Who saw this coming? ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #damngooddoormats #tolkientuesday #tolkienite #tolkien #tolkienfans #collecttolkien #jrrtolkien #middleearth #lotr  #tolkientribe #thelordoftherings #hobbit #thehobbit #nerd #thefellowshipofthering #noadmittanceexceptonoartybusiness #nerdingout #geekingout  #realtorlife #speakfriendandenter #speakfriendandenter #housewarming #frodo #nerdalert  #doormat #nerdgasm (at Martinsburg, West Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmdKnInHPm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ufg6et8bfmnc

Happy Rosh Hashana! ראש השנה Time to party like it's 5779! Keepin it real from the way back #happyjewishnewyear #roshhashana #shalom ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #doormat #porchdecor #ladyboss #handmade #shopsmall #supporthandmade #bandofun #rusticdecor  #flashesofdelight #homestyling #housewarming #realtorlife #instahome  #welcomehome #weddinggift #doormatt #homestaging #damngooddoormats #doormats #mot #memberofthetribe #shalomsweethome https://www.instagram.com/p/BnheZhangZW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wwzp1zuclmue

Are you getting chills up your spine? #schadenfreude Me too! Lost...in space...forever! Where is the #spaceforce when you really need it? #2001aspaceodyssey #catsinspace #caturday ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #doormat #porchdecor #handmade #geekculture #supporthandmade #shoplocal #baltimoreartist #homestyling #nerdgasm #housewarming #spacecat #doormats #movienews  #2001spaceoddesey #weddinggift #giftideasforgeeks #spaceman #stagedtosell #damngooddoormats #nerd #nerdalert #geekchic #geekgirl  #geekingout (at 奧蘭治縣) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnc_kErnmGp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nhsacyj8eeos

This is it, it's finally happening. A portion of the proceeds from this doormat will go to buying vast quantities of booze until it's over.🍸 💩😬 #crazytown #isitoveryet #25thamendment #notpenceplease (at Hell, Norway) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnXtcMLnzab/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nv76y5zttw19

What did we do for Labor Day? We got caught up on work! 😜 to be fair, we are planning on taking off to visit family this week and go to a show of my Moms artwork! 🎉❤️ She was a prolific painter who loved to paint on site all over the world; Turkey, Greece, China, Peru, everywhere! You see, worldwide domination runs in the family 🌎 💥 #WorldwideDomination #DoormatsDoormatsDoormats #ladyboss https://www.instagram.com/p/BnTzMP1nAJj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b3m1e8ztiffw

It’s a fun #furryfriday ! 😂😍 🐶 👍to @cdo.fsho for this cuuute 📸 #woof #mansbestfriend https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKIjLTnPgt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=miv1t19rgg7n

Happy Tolkien Tuesday! Loving this shot 📸 from @jessicarabbit0826 Tag us to be featured! 💕・・・ Love my new doormat! <3 https://www.instagram.com/p/BnB5sdFHkWd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17ejb4x8cfy54

🎄Happy Holidays everyone! 🎉🎄☃️We thank you all for being a part of the Damn Good Doormat family this season. Now it's time to rest! . . . . . #happyhanukkah  #dayoffwork #closed #christmas #funnyshit #workisdone #vacation #chewie #chewiewerehome #starwars #rogueone #geek #vacationmode #holidaymood #homealone #funny #rude #fuckin #merrychristmas #porchdecor

Our sentiments exactly.

Let’s talk Shop Small Saturday. We’re Lee and Spoon and we make high-quality, cheeky doormats. Check out our 450 styles and remember to shop small today (and every day). Link in profile. #shopsmall #smallbiz #home #homedecor #doormat

In case you’re wondering, we’ll be watching movies all day, kay thanks, bye. #blackfriday #homealone #sale #doormat #home #madeinusa #pugsofinstagram #frenchbulldog

We are an inclusive crew. #badhombres #nastywoman #thanksgiving #welcome #doormat #home #grateful