#doormatt

Solev: "Secret", Matt? Matt: Yeah? Solev: But not "top secret". Interesting. Just secret. That's smart. Just so people know, yknow. That these are secret. Matt: They're secret, yeah! I dunno, cuz sometimes the janitors - they come and they throw stuff out... and uh - but look! The actual envelope says "receipts"? Solev: Oohhh, but they're not, in fact, receipts! Gasp! Matt, you're a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code. God- Matt: Heh... Shut up. Solev: ... Easy. Matt: S-sorry.