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the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

I heavily fw bro

Call my cock The Plot the way it thickens.

Call my cock The Fear of God the way I put it in you.

Is this anything.

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

staff at vampira's hospital posting this when her residency ends

Don’t forget medical malpractice “I like chaos.” Get that doctor away from me.

LMAO😂 not more CLAIRE SLANDER. I like it. I’m on the right side

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?