Kinda Apathetic

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Thoughts on Kar'niss from Baldurs Gate 3?

ACTUALLY YES, I HAVE 384 PAGES WORTH OF THOUGHTS

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

The threat to the woodland environment being me of course

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

see this answers questions i have about the whole model, but not about the horrorterror that is le bananier

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

I dug down pretty far in my Minecraft world and found a cavern that had been infected by the deep dark. Or in other words, free experience if you’re quiet enough.

did you mean: violent enough

I am not personally skilled enough to afford violence

You really never know what random niche knowledge you have will come in handy at trivia night. You really don’t.

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary