GIRL I HAVE THE SICKNESS. THE SEX SICKNESS

i love getting soapy and scrubbing with a sponge

mutuals. y sponge post flopped. in my time of need

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

WE KNOW

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

It's 5 miles as the rooster crows

as the fly roosts

as the cock dicks

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

a Feeline

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself