i miss when everyone had a giant, ancient family computer that required family know-how to operate. like you’d go to a friends house and you guys would try to play club penguin or whatever and before you turned it on your friend would be like “oh, before you start up, unplug the mouse four times and kiss the top of the monitor, or the screen will only display in black and white” and you’d just say “ok” and try to pretend their computer wasn’t some kind of evil death machine that smelled like smoke when you ran too many programs

if i was stuck in traffic i would just tell everyone to drive on the count of 3

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

fish aesthetics

those are lures

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

capybaras are so well shaped. you don’t even need to have artistic talent to draw one you just need love in your heart