Daisy Danger's Randomy Goodness

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat to death, to the shit that makes you scream

Amazing!!!!

It’s my honest pleasure, Charles, to aid you on this quest.

good thing it didn't freak out or anything

My wife and I laid here for like 2 minutes with me just dragging my finger back across the screen over and over to watch it.

@kla1991

working hard at the sunk cost factory

HAUNTING TWINKS IN YOUR AREA

CHAT WITH FRAGILE, CONSUMPTIVE FEMBOYS TODAY

COUGHING WEAKLY INTO LACE HANDKERCHIEFS NEAR YOU

for the love of god, unmute this

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites

she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer

she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face