a nightmare on the brains of the living

k-mart was named after karl marts, the widely known capitalist and founder of the martsist ideology

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Actually I didn’t finish watching the odyssey. When Robert Paterson said someone get these beggars out of here. I sat my white ass up and listened.

I do not think some of you want to create a better world I think some of you are addicted to anger and self-righteousness and the need to feel superior

we need an ontologically evil disney princess [remembers class society and the concept of a princess alone is quite evil] waittt we need an- [remembers the concept of ontologically good or evil people is inherently reactionary] Wait fuck off

beer isn't really worth it in the grand scheme of better things to drink but I do partake every now and again to go "oakenshield mode" regardless

three beers got me clapping my hand on my meekest friend's shoulder saying "my friend, I think we shall die in this place" and then laughing, presumably at fate