Cilan

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

happy first day of pride everyone

i just started the magnus archives but i love it because it will be like “‘hm yes my parents never loved me i grew up on the wrong side of the tracks anyways one night i sucked a mans cock and his whole life force came out when he finished and he died and then exploded into a wave of spiders and blood’” and then Jonathon Sims will be like “Sasha has verified the man is currently missing, but nothing else can be confirmed, this story is clearly just an extreme case of exploding penis syndrome, exaggerated by the trauma of it all, also i fucking hate Martin” and then i say “dude this is cool as fawk”

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex online

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?