El Muchacho de los Huevos Tristes

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we are goig to GET you

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant