Be so good they can't ignore you

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

morning boner bc im pure of heart

I hope you forgive yourself for the ways you coped when you were hurting.

my #radiantworm

men who keep their shirts on while getting off but it’s pulled up past their chest so they can bite down on the fabric deserve the world for that visual alone