Be so good they can't ignore you

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

morning boner bc im pure of heart

I hope you forgive yourself for the ways you coped when you were hurting.

my #radiantworm

men who keep their shirts on while getting off but it’s pulled up past their chest so they can bite down on the fabric deserve the world for that visual alone

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it