Bulder's Ramble Blog

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

oh my god

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

do not do petplay with doug walker

making Nostalgia Critic into my puppyboy call me Dog Walker