just some bullshit with free will

so imagine you're a really big fan of this movie or game or book right. and imagine you go online to see what other people think about it yknow analysing the story and it's a solid 80% just characters driving cars and talking about what cars they'd drive. doesn't matter if the characters can drive or mention cars at all or if the story even has any cars or roads or not it's all about what cars they'd have. what the inside of their cars would look like what their license photo would look like talking about air fresheners and brands and such. Even if a character explicitly says they don't like cars like even if it's like a lorax type environmental type story people will draw them in like a truck or van or something and say it doesn't count but it's like exactly the same as the car posts. and god have mercy if they Do mention cars or they look like a driver cause people are taking that and running with it. nothing about the plot they don't even get the characters right it's all just cars and fanfiction about cars and fanart about cars and arguing about cars holy shit is there so much arguing about what cars they'd have there is so much. All the time. Everywhere. they don't even draw the women. this could be a metaphor for nothing

learned the plot of ihnmaims via youutbe video and thought it was so fucking cool and decided (foolish) to look up fanart on tumblr and the first thing I saw was ted x AM art of ted getting wirefucked in the ass and it's like hey do we even actually like stories

there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.

I saw some crazy images online and now I prefer furries

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

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today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me