eat dirt, dig deep, drink water, go to sleep!

In early agrarian cultures the "riverdale blogger" was a sort of seer/jester figure who would educate and entertain the actual workers who farmed the land, inspiring them with stories of Archie Andrews, his abs and the situations he would end up in.

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

to think we got the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" riverdale monologue because jensen ackles was homophobic to spn fans.... effervescent

im begging you for an explanation

someone wrote an essay about bi dean and gave it to jensen to sign, he wrote “No?” on it in sharpie, a lesbian wrote a ya novel based on this incident, she was successful, she got hired on riverdale as a writer, she wrote the “i’m weird, i’m a weirdo” episode (as well as the lesbian epic rescue from conversion therapy).

so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend