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Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.
Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.
Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.
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"Are you having a bad day?" Your husband asked you as he lowered his boxers briefs. Guiding your head towards his crotch. "Why don't you suck on my cock like a pacifier. I know you aren't a little girl, but big girls need soothing too."
And with that you started gently sucking. It was soothing, wasn't it? It gave you something to focus on. You didn't have to be strong and capable. You just need to be a good little cocksucker. Your brain could handle that just fine, couldn't? You were a good little cocksucker. He told you that all of the time.
"Why do I spend so much time correcting you and setting you up to fail? To fix you. Growing up, you were bombarded with the message you can do everything. So you try to do everything, burnout and spend all day scrolling Instagram. Sure lots of women can have it all. But you aren't one of them."
He stroked your hair tenderly. "So I try to show you what you can do. What you can manage. I want to make your world small and cozy. Not big and cold. Tell me, do you feel the same anexity now? Do you sleep better now? Of course you do. Now lift up your skirt, and pull down your panties. You need a spanking for that tone."
thats a Sentence
"The same fate has befallen our bodies. A body is no longer a holistic system. It is not the vehicle through which we experience joy and pleasure during our brief time in the land of the living. It is not a home to live in and be happy. It, too, is a collection of features: six pack, thigh gap, cum gutters. And these features exist not to make our lives more comfortable, but to increase the value of our assets. Our bodies are investments, which must always be optimized to bring us… what, exactly? Some vague sense of better living? Is a life without bread objectively better than a life with it? When we were children, did we dream of counting every calorie and logging every step?"
okay, this Is required Reading for all of you.
Yes, im giving you Homework, welcome to Bimbo-School.
The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.
“Just keep eating, sweetie. These herbs will heal you and restore your strength.”
“It feels like I'm eating rabbit food.”
“Oh, because you are.” She grins as a pair of long, fuzzy ears sprout from your head and your nose twitches. You feel strange. You feel... needy. You need to be bred, to make more bunnies.
“Oh, my sweet, little bunny!” She pets your head. “What was your name again?”
“It was... It was...” You trail off, searching your memories. It's on the tip of your tongue, you can feel it. Why can't you remember your own name?
“Sweet, little bunny.” She pets your ears and you moan, leg thumping against the ground. “Ah, I remember! Your name is Bunny!”
You nod, your head filled with bunny fluff. Any questions you might’ve had fly out your ears as she mounts you, moaning how tight and breedable you are.
You nod in agreement. It's easy to agree with Circe. You keep nodding, shaking out any final memories in your silly, bunny brain. You don't need to think about anything but being bred.
We wanna be good bunni
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"Why do you let me let me treat you like this? Because therapy is effort, and this makes you cum."
Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.
Are you sure you really have your own thoughts? Seems like you're just repeating things you've heard before. I know you want to believe you're smart, but isn't that a lot of pressure? You're trying so hard to remember things people have told you, but really you don't need to try so hard.
Isn't it nicer just to relax and be horny? Wouldn't you rather just be played with? You could be happy, wet, and stupid. Instead you try to learn new things. That's all the evidence I need to know that you're stupid.
Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:
Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.
Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.
Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.
Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.
"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.
AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".
Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.
Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.
Cross-breeding mechsplo with Power Rangers style combiners and giving each team member a specific use/degradation kink based on which particular part of the combined robot's body their mech becomes.
Ok ha ha yeah legs/feet ha ha head ha ha torso WHO IS GETTING SEXUAL ABOUT SPECIFICALLY ONLY THEIR LEFT ARM??
There are a couple of perspectives we can come at this question from:
It's not necessarily getting kinky about being an arm. Use kink is, broadly speaking, a subgenre of objectification kink which explores the intersection of function and form. What is the "purpose" of an arm? What would it mean to be used in the manner of one?
The lesbian hand fetishists would like a word.
The left arm holds the shield, traditionally. This has very clean mapping onto self destructive and submissive kinks- the shield serves and earns honor by being hit.
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A girl looking me in my eyes saying "please don't break me" and she sounds scared, like she knows that I could, like she knows that part of me wants to, like she knows part of her wants it too.
All tuckered out
NEW BMB0GUM!
When the world feels a little heavy, chew chew chew, and everything will be bright pink and hot!🔥
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
ok sooo uhhh where can I get the hrt to be a real robotgirl? It's important.
<3 SHE GETS THE JOB DONE <3
osha ally. that is all
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cuddles aren't enough I need to curl up in their lap and be showered in pets and purr like the blissed out kitty I am
you dont understand, when I say I need to be held I mean I need their arms wrapping around my entire torso like I'm nothing. I need to fit perfectly in the crook of their neck I need to get my fur fluffed I need to curl the tip of my tail to show my love I need to knead the mattress because I'm just so comfy I need to be held like a cat
I need a snout to sniff and nuzzle I need vocal chords that can purr I need a tail to love and claws to gently retract so I can show them I love them and would never hurt them And I Need To Be Small
I need to be small
I think when a sub says "you can do whatever you want to me" what they're actually wanting is to not make decisions anymore, and they think by saying this they can foist the decision making off on the dom without having to do any of the work beforehand. But unfortunately to get to the Not Making Choices part of kink you do in fact have to make a Lot Of Choices beforehand and communicate those choices to your partner. This is an essential part of the process and skipping it is both unsafe and unfair for whoever you're playing with.
Not Making Choices is the reward for communicating clearly, not the default
