FEINTING COUCH

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

Homeowners will see the beautiful field of flowers in their front lawn and say "ugh it's time to mow"

Most of the plants growing out here are a type of grass that doesn't even GET more than a foot tall at full maturity INCLUDING its seed stalks (the blades are short as hell no matter what!!!) and fucking Virginia Creeper. Like what the fuck are you afraid of man most of these plants can't even dream of touching your knees or even the upper half of your shins. You'll die if grass touches your ankle? You'll die? Oh, no you wouldn't, cause you don't even FUCKING USE THE LAND????? The only time you ever even walk the full perimeter of you land is to beat it into submission I hope you fucking die

funny as fuck when they believe in god as well like you think god who created all nature gifted you these sweet little flowers dusted across your lawn in all colors of the rainbow and you said uhhhhhhh no thanks lol. Not only are you a colonizer you're a fake ass bitch too like!!!

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

So there's a gas leak in my house and I need the pipes replaced with copper.

New pipes are working out great and I no longer dream of being sapient copper.

Ea-Nasir...

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !