We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

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I used to wanna save everybody. Now I really just wanna save what’s left of myself.

really love that one perk of being on tumblr dot com results in having a v different calendar to everyone else populated by VERY different public holidays its beautiful

spotify wrapped day pumpkin news man day franz kafka tries to eat a peach day…..god i truly hope this site remains the only thing left for future anthropologists imagine the academic conferences two centuries from now trying to pin down the ritualistic significance of a mean girls gifset popping up en masse every october 3rd

people fighting tooth and nail to make the human body a pristine, frozen thing when it is in fact ever-changing and often gross by nature… where is the affection. the respect. let that thing breathe

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

sapiosexual relationship where the safe word is the day’s wordle