tenderness :)

i would never headcanon quinn as an alpha but that's really some addicted to hole smell bullshit he pulled

i think it's insanely beautiful that despite the recent widespread speculation, matt damon has not shied away from expressing his honest true love for ben affleck. a lot of male celebrities would pull back in his position and i think he just genuinely, ardently loves ben. it doesn't matter if it seems gay. i don't think it would matter to him whether or not it actually was gay. to him, it's worth expressing and reaffirming. "which could mean nothing?" i think he's telling us it means everything. wow dude

i need my friends to get different jobs

i want a fucking burger king whopper so insanely badly but no lettuce tomato? No lettuce tomato? shut it all down

there are times i wish i could top hunter biden and that's just one of my many struggles. #Pray

how can i adopt the rizzler

i have many kinds of dysphoria after watching a body building competition

im at a body building competition today and theres several over 50s divisions. Feeling Amazing

i had a dream i was sitting in paddy pimblett's lap. sat across from us was a second paddy. wow. how to come back from that

how can we save the earth dude i am getting pretty desperate

i would have preferred the backrooms without any of kane parson's contributions at this point

i really like zendaya and i know its so stupid to hope a celebrity does the right thing but i hope she doesn't choose to go full silent private celebrity and say nothing about those earrings

got very excited to see a new ao3 email hoping it was one of the many wips im subscribed to updating...it's an update for a drarry darkfic i subscribed to like a decade ago

i am 30 why am i suddenly so obsessed with potty humor