Thoughts And Preds

I have just come into possession of the codes to detonate the chip inside of every dog

dont do it

hydrocephalus

We have an obese dachshund in today and a coworker knowingly just called him a "girthy weiner"

ancient greek vet trying to neuter a hydra but alas...

i think that's called testicular cancer

And yes, of course, while the werewolf is sedated we can trim their nails.

crypto bros but they’re just trading cryptosporidium

buying dairy calves be like

People be like "I wish dragons were real, I'd love to have a pet dragon, I wanna be a dragon rider" but then call horses demonic and chaotic and evil, like, mate, if you can't handle a horse you prolly couldn't handle a dragon. A dragon is just a scaly carnivorous horse.

implying horses aren't carnivorous

Petting a younger hairless cat is like petting an unerect penis and I will stand by that statement.

These cats are, rather frequently, referred to as 'scrotums' in vet med for this reason

See also: clammy, raw chicken