Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!

• “It was not so much what the forest l o o k e d like to us, but what the forest f e l t like to us.” •

Title:  Dimensional Travels: The Episode Episode 1, Episode 100. .

[It is morning the campers wake up and run to the mess hall.  They can’t get in.]

Spacekid:  PLANE!  points

[All the campers look at the large plane that  crashed into the mess hall.  The plane flies away.  Nothing happens.]

SpaceKid:   Awe. [ Campers walk into mess hall.] David runs in:  ATTENTION! [Everyone stares.]

David:  Hi! Gwen:  Hi?  Is that it?

[Kids continue staring]

David:  No!  It’s sunshine!

[the rain died]

Ered;  judges behind stare David:   Meet the new camper!  Cantaloupe! .  pulls out a cantaloupe on plate.  faces campers Cantaloupe?

[Nurf takes the cantaloupe  and chucks it at someone]

David:  NO!  runs after it HOSPITAL!

[Everyone watches]

Nurf:  FOOD FIGHT!

[a table flip is done; campers violently throwing food]

Preston:  DOWN!  DOWN!  DOWN!  falls Nikki:  I can hawk a log eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue. Max:   Wow. Your mother must be really proud.

[A statue is in the corner]

Cameron:  stares at statue  Me?  IT’S ME!  It’s beautiful.  It represents cleverbot.  steals it adds to collection  Nerris:  looks huh?  Where is it? Cameron:  There is no statue!  I sent it to my secret house..  1600 Pennsylvania ave Germany.  David:  gets up and claps Kids!  Go on the dance hiking!

 [No one moves] 

Dolph:  yes, yes.

[David walks away, to the outside]. David: I’m free! 

[Daniel breaks into messhall] [Messhall crumbles]

 Daniel:  I have arrived! 

[Everyone Gasps.]

Daniel:  I don’t know you!  I don’t know you!  I don’t know you!!!!  AND I DON’T KNOW YOU!  points to everyone 

[Max gets pissed.]

Max: WHY YOU DO THIS?! Daniel:  Care for a drink?  Max:  NO ONE CARES!  SHIT!  FUCK!  Daniel:  I DO! 

[Daniel stands itself on the sasquatch table of power.   Smirking.]

Daniel:  Heaped autumn ode the fancy never pass morning frightens!  Remember… a dramatic pause  THIS CAMPERS!  Daniel points  Remember.  Remember THIS!  laughs maniacally  David!   REMEMBER! 

[David pulls out guitar from void.  Void is not in vein.  David strums a guitar angrily.]

David:  Bite that tattoo on your shoulder! Daniel:  Universe not responsible.  Heaped autum de fancy Preston:  Lies! David:  Unhealthy! Preston:  STOP RUINING IT!  It’s not like this! Daniel:  Not this time.  claps EXCELSIOR!  I go!  he disappears with quartermaster’s hook David:  This isn’t that time. Daniel stands up: I know. 

[Daniel is gone.  Gone home. The Quartermaster screams]

Quartermaster: SISTER! 

[Later.  David is crying in front of everyone with his friend guitar playing his guitar.]

David:  I want a girlfriend!  Everyone:  What? David:  What was your favortie part, Campers? Nikki:  I like the part where Arthur Dent was trying to get out of the predicament with the Vogon by complimenting his horrible poetry. David:  HYPERBOLE! Neil:  That- that doesn’t suprising me. Max:  Neil.  Neil, neil.  Nothing.  It’s nothing.  Shit that.

Episode 16 wasn’t the last episode of season 4.  They said there are 18 episodes this season ,but what if they meant that didn’t include holiday specials?  What if the 18 was the season itself and we’re getting two extra episodes?  Or, there aren’t any holiday specials this year?  There  w a s  a post with I think it was Jordan who said something along the lines of ‘We’re going from summer to October.’  And thinking about it, episode 16 the episode claimed to be the season ‘finale’ didn’t pull anything together.  Correct me if I’m wrong but, we don’t even have anyone OFFICIAL  announcing anything that that episode is/was the finale.  For the most part, it’s been said by fans and people made it off of assumptions since the past two seasons had holiday specials.  Episode 16 had  N O  closure to it.  It felt like a one off plotline.  There was  N O T H I N G  hinting what happened in it was there through-out the season.  [I’m trying not to say what happened in the episode for those who did not see it.]