It's Daniel from Progressive

I’m not having him adopt anyone. It doesn’t fit my narrative for this blog. I dont feel comfortable with the general idea of Daniel adopting anyone. Why?! Why do you all want this cultist progressive agent as a dad?! I don’t understand! There are better characters! This blog is a comedy blog. I’m not for rping deep emotional relationships.

Daniel's not adopting any kids. Please don't bring it into discussion.

“I’d prefer if you didn’t touch that, friend!” Daniel slowly backs away.

“It’s all natural, friend! My hair’s been doing that since I was a kid!” He chuckled.

“Yes friend? That is my hair!”

“Creepy?”  Daniel chuckles.  “There’s nothing to fear, I’m just Daniel, you’re friendly neighborhood PROGRESSIVE(R) agent.  I try to spread the feeling of safe and security.  There’s nothing creepy about safety and insurance. Especially Ascension Insurance. (c).  It’s our most popular plan!  I guess, I can be a little into my job at times which might make me seem ‘creepy’ but, just knowing I’m making people feel safe and secure makes me soo happy!  Doing good deeds gives me a pure feeling on the inside!  Don’t you want to feel safe too?”

“I got a ton of them.”

“You never know, David.  You never know.”

“I’m sure you know about how strong the moon can be strong enough that when the light from it shines down on the earth it can cause minor damage.  When in the event of a planet alinement the moon’s power gets  stronger.  Damage goes minor to destruction as Xem-” Daniel stopped himself from finishing that.  He can’t go into his religious beliefs with David after the incident at Camp Campbell. He couldn’t help himself that he was Xemug’s most trusted prophet.  “our PROGRESSIVE®. scientists discovered that. after years of studying the moon.  They are certified.  We only hire the best.”

“Nonsense, our past is behind me,” it wasn’t that was a full lie. “I apologize I’m just your friendly neighborhood PROGRESSIVE(R) agent during the year, I can’t help it but to make people feel safe. We have very low plans and payment options , some as low as $1 a month. Camp Insurance® and Moon Insurance®.”

Daniel chuckled. “Oh Max, you are confused and misinformed. Many people go get insurred under a PROGRESSIVE® plan each day! We are the purest insurance company out there! That’s why we have a name that starts with a ‘p’ for purity. We are transparent and honest. Safety is our concern! Don’t you want to feel safe?”