Rps go here.

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

Also, I've asked before, but reblog if you're okay with me tagging you in starters, and reblog to your blogs that apply, so I can check back. 💚

Submit An Incorrect Quote Of Something You Think My Muse Would Say. It Can Be Between Our Muses Or My Muse Alone and I’ll Approve If It’s Canon or Not.

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millenials killed princess diana

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a millennial

Millennials caused the Great Depression

((I'd appreciate it if hating my stalker wasn't treated like some cool trend that everyone wants to be in on. It's been quite traumatic and I'm sick of hearing about people treating it lightly. That HURTS. A LOT.

((Also WHILE WE'RE AT IT STALKING PEOPLE SUCKS. EVADING BLOCKS SUCKS.

If my kid was this hilarious I’d be thrilled