der frühe vogel hat anxiety und fragt sich ständig ob er sich nicht tatsächlich vertan hat und in wirklichkeit 2h zu spät ist

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

remember: even if everything else in the world sucks, at least we still have croissants

I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

ja es stimmt, ich bin die mit der tatort psychose

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

person (non-practicing)

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else