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the-marxist-mash

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

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yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

utopians

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

laikathestar

#counts because insane

captain-price-returns

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

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1dietcokeinacan

Me when I’m a genius entrepreneur and my various business ventures are all doing super well

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grainyflashes

pretty sure I just made history

grainyflashes

first photo of a cybertruck taken on a blackberry curve 9330

amethystsoda

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

#this counts cause it's failing to not get blower up by the mythbusters

jackalovski

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

#cyber truck #cybertruck

balaclava-trismegistus

That cybertruck recall is so awesome. Panels are literally just falling off. They're doing a recall because the car just literally falls apart.

#it's cause they glued them things together lol #cyber truck #cybertruck

linesonwhite

The headlines and anecdotes being shared about Tesla dealerships and cyber trucks getting wrecked and vandalized are all very enjoyable and revitalizing.

If you want to repost this one anywhere, feel free! Credit me where and when you can, but it's all good even if you can't.

#cyber truck #cybertruck #art

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inkskinned

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

autismgod-deactivated20250912

even better news! It’s not most, it’s all of them!

pancakeke

#cybertruck #cyber truck

assignedmale

Many people have asked for a cross-stitch pattern for my burning Cybertr*ck design, and I'm happy to provide!

#cyber truck #cybertruck #cross stitch

isa-ah

most cathartic part of orpheus 2025 <3

isa-ah

of the 5 teslas in the parade, one turned off so early we didnt even see it, one had to turn off after someone cracked its windshield, and one had to turn off after it got a window shattered. further down from us people were fully throwing garbage and beer bottles with the intention of breaking glass. only 2 of them made it to the end of the parade, having been jeered end to end.

if this was supposed to be a temperature test- because people are speculating this was a test ride for the military and tesla having a partnership, no one knows why on earth these things were in mardi gras to begin with- then they certainly got an idea of how people feel.

isa-ah

@woodsywizard LITERALLYYY

vtimeisteatime

I have been thinking about them fleeing to metairie all day. elleauxelle

#cyber truck #cybertruck #mardi gras #video

birdsareblooming

im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

birdsareblooming

ok actually very important wear a mask or cover your face to throw cheese

#cyber truck #cybertruck

draconym

Good morning Baltimore

mcgravin

At least one person tried to bring their cybertruck on a mardi gras parade in New Orleans, and got booed and pelted with thrown objects until they were forced to leave the parade route.

People are showing their displeasure at Elon Musk by destroying Teslas and Tesla infrastructure across the country.

#cyber truck #cybertruck

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