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Swiss cheese contains holes

More cheese = more holes

An infinite amount of Swiss cheese contains infinite holes

A finite infinity of Swiss cheese minus a finite infinity of holes = zero

Therefore Swiss cheese doesn’t exist so you can eat as much as you want

This post came up in my YouTube feed while doomscrolling shorts and it made me think, is this why I’m not into dnd, because I’ve had a life full of adventure?

For example, I once had to be rescued from a parody sex party by the person being parodied.

Or that time I was working in Japan for a week and I drafted my former manager imada San into a quest to find an anime girl squishy boob mousepad as a Christmas gift.

I once went on a quest to a theme park to find evidence of a new wooden roller coaster that was rumoured to be in development, accidentally found myself outside the park and then had to break back in.

When I was self employed working as a parfumerie I was contacted by a candle company who had been hired by KFC to produce a gravy scented candle as a promotional item in a hurry, got them to send me the recipe for their gravy so I could reverse engineer it and then a week before launch the whole project got cancelled because one of the candles made by the candle company had killed a grandmother in a freak accident that got picked up by the national newspapers.

Many years ago I was drafted into someone else’s quest, we snuck out of work, took the company car to a breakers yard to pick up an engine to replace the busted one in his wife’s car, had a forklift dump the engine in the trunk of the company car then drive it back to my home to drop it off before sneaking back into work. I then swapped that engine into the coworker’s wife’s car as part payment for his Italian sports car which I bought from him.

Respect comes from understanding