welcome to my twisted code

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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