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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Andulka
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One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Origami Around
Show & Tell
JBB: An Artblog!
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@cyanoplast
after extensive research, i am tentatively concluding there are only two currently active uses of the word ‘futch’;
self-identifier for tgirls who want to express a masculinity but are reasonably cautious of the possible consequences
what ppl call the most feminine tgirl u have ever met in ur life if she is tall
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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking
to see a marching band
I didnt blow up mom or teleport her to the pit. Because I'm nice
then how do you know about the pit
All small cats know about the pit
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
why were you at mad at me island
clean-up duty
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cockblocked 😔
Hmmmmmmmmm?
when i was 14 i tried to make my own “rage face” meme and it has sat here for over a decade with 0 notes
let’s change that
okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"
i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.
then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.
then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.
later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.
ever consider that the sword and the stone were just having a really long edging session
rockwarming actually
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speaking of goth girls, goth girls
why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen
HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????
AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES
I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.
This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.
edit: this is not the olympics. I'm an idiot. it's the USA qualifiers for the olympics, but our boy Lyles has won every race so he's definitely going to be taking Exodia to the Olympics, and i for one cannot wait
anxiety is a deeply unserious symptom because one of my friends literally just went "don't listen to yourself. listen to me" and I immediately went
going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul
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This is cinema actually
#I love how ali looms as a threatening force the entire video #and she does try to commit murder suicide #absolute cinema (via @dragoonthegreat)
Obsessed with this energy tbh
