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this is more like you when you forget you got heaps of some pathologically retarded clingy pedo behavior in my dms screenshotted from when i was 15 and you were pushing TWENTY. also you back when you was begging a high schooler for cat pics at 11 in the am wtf kind of geek ass behavior was that

grooming is when somebody born in 2000 is friends with somebody born in 2003 and they say "i love you" to each other platonically

DAWG YOU ARE TWENTY FIVE GOING ON TWENTY SIX YOU WERE PUSHING 20 TELLING SOME 15 YEAR OLD ILY UNPROMPTED ARE U SLOW WITH MATH TOO 😭😭😭

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

you can find a deeply childish innocence in some of the most traumatized adults its yrue i seen it

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me

hey we could use money for laundry and gas, and maybe a meal for tonight.. gf's paycheck went to bills.

i get my food stamps in two days but we're out of food now, any help with a couple meals would be appreciated

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

drink a listerine shot mid bong rip call it avatar 2

leon kennady esponja jaja

have things improved for the Dope bitch reading this..........?

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal