how did you find me here it must be perfect timing

I love boosters was really good

Also the you should be a lawyer thing was so layered for me because my mom Is a lawyer and also has always sucked really bad in a way that made it easy to purposely alienate me from her to pit us against each other for my fathers affection so "you should be a lawyer" always made me think First of all im nothing like that woman, also you think im smart in a bitchy way 🤔 also my mom hates her job so dont say that about me

The 15 year old is taking me for granted i give her so much hyperpop and experimental music recommendations which she explicitly requests from me and then she says "wow this is actually pretty good" YEAH ITS GOOD THATS WHY I SENT IT TO YOU AND TOLD YOU IT WAS GOOD. Kids these days

Someone dmed me like Lets be friends i go to their profile theyre talking about how they want more friends to have orgies with. IM NOT GONNA FUCK YOU. READ THE SIGN

I was talking to that one girl i just met off lex about how everyone on lex has a Sanrio Hobby and she was like what does that mean and i was like THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT and she was like So... consumerism...?

(Disgruntled because people wont answer my cold dms and be friends with me) People on lex only want to talk to you if youre poly with sanrio and kink hobbies and will have sex with them on their unmade bed with 50 squishmallows and clothes and empty cans on the floor

I could never love a noob

Caleb hearon is the 1 male podcaster i have a little space in my heart for. I like how mean he is to straight guy guests

Im mad cause i think i gave myself some really good fatigue with the cyclobenzaprine its been 2 days i still feel groggy. i wish it didnt work so well and then i wouldnt have to submit to the side effects