I expect you're wondering where your wife is.

She usually gets home before 12 when she's on a girls' night out.

It's half two, and she's not answering her phone.

Probably at a gangbang.

AMATEUR MODEL

Your wife said she could pick up a few bucks modelling. Just a local guy. Times were tight. He seemed ok. Catalogue stuff, no nudity.

You said she should.

Guess what?

Those fuck-me heels?

Yeah.

So, did he fix it?

Yeah, he, er, said there was an intermittent fault. He may have to come back...

Jesus, how much did he charge?

He said it was on the house. Next time, he wants to come inside and tighten everything up.

Your wife not home yet?

Probably caught in traffic.

This is the guy that helped set up your financial affairs.

Now he's fucking your wife.

Did you know your wife was on the streets?

You never felt happy leaving your wife on her own. Those business trips were hard enough without worrying about home.

Plus, she would be constantly calling you with every little thing.

So you were happy that your Uncle Roy was going to be dropping by, keeping an eye on things.

Until you found out he was nailing her.

P A R T Y G I R L

Do you know where your daughter was last night?

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