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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

the accent really makes this

The Godmother

full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2024 is a better mental health year for everyone

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

These could be Douglas Adams quotes.