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senatortedcruz

Many of you I fear

thenightlymirror

totallyfubar

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

nightstargalaxy

why

totallyfubar

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

totallyfubar

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

fangorn-forest

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

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nadhie

he's streaming; tip?

nadhie

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

quoththemaiden

dappledwithshadow

René Lalique

elodieunderglass

Thank you so much @eldriwolf, what was Lalique putting in stuff that made it so good??!

phantomrose96

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

phantomrose96

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

o-craven-canto

We know what the hyper-sexualized hentai caricature of a jewel beetle looks like: it's a beer bottle.

hollowedskin

There's entire species of orchids that have turned themselves into insectoid sex dolls in order to be pollinated by males trying desperately to smash.

My favourite is the hammer orchid from Western Australia. It has its anime waifu body pillow on a hinge so when the male wasp of the target species tries to pick her up and carry her away, it just slams the wasp into the pollen over and over again.

You may not like it, but this is the ideal female form

librarianproblems

When the book is still damp but the patron says, “It was like that when I checked it out”

#hhhhhhggghhhh #“it wasn't like that when i returned it”#LISTEN I SAW YOU PUT IT IN THE DROP AND I PULLED IT OUT THERE WAS NOTHING IN-BETWEEN

lakecountylibrary

Just the essentials!

Music credit: "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 7" by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/en/song/329-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-7 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (CC BY 4.0)

[Video Description: A 26 second video. Orchestral, cinematic music plays. Text reads The library is on fire! Grab the most important things!

A librarian at her computer spins around in her chair in slow motion, a look of horror on her face. Video cuts between various librarians frantically rescuing items. Each scene is labeled with the item:

The South Shore Posters: A librarian completely obscured by a framed South Shore Line poster she is carrying backs out of a room.

The hand chair: A librarian hauls away a large red plastic chair shaped like a hand.

Patron holds: A librarian shovels patron holds off the holds shelf onto a cart.

Benny the library skeleton: A librarian princess-carrying a large skeleton dressed in an oversized t-shirt frantically looks around for an exit before dashing away

lakecountylibrary

Ah. So. Lake Station-New Chicago Branch will be closed until further notice.

You'll never guess why.

alexseanchai

tags by lakecountylibrary: #EVERYONE IS FINE! #we would not be joking about this if anyone had been hurt #the smoke remediation process is no joke though

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marisatomay

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

389

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

theehorsepusssy

demonicae

i-am-a-fish

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

foxes54321

*nightmare

i-am-a-fish

wnat the FUCK you activated my fight or flight

lesbianshepard

i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

lesbianshepard

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

wizardlyghost

as brutus said, tase him again

storywonker

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

storywonker

Lola De La Mata speaks to Patrick Clarke about how her experience with severe tinnitus and vertigo fed into her new album Oceans On Azimuth

Source

bisexualbaker

Transcript:

The most mind-blowing moment, not only for De La Mata but the scientists too, came when they managed to actually record the sounds that she heard in her ears – which now appear as ‘Left Ear’ and ‘Right Ear’ which begin sides A and B on the album – and in doing so opened up questions about the nature of tinnitus itself. “The NHS definition is that it’s a phantom sound that your brain is creating, that it isn’t something ‘real’, so you should try to ignore it.” By having De La Mata place her ear into an anechoic chamber, with an ultra-sensitive microphone perched in her ear canal, they were able to provide significant evidence to the contrary. “After the first recording of it, it was ‘There’s no way, this isn’t possible.’” They tried again with her breath held, and again with her tensing her ears, and again with other members of staff, but each time it became apparent that yes, the noises De La Mata hears are seemingly something physical.

uhhhhmanda

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT I HEAR ALL DAY

#mmyup #been living with this since i was like 5 #with other tones layered for the really bad days

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garbage-empress

Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

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