Essen, meinen Arsch

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

so the world is a corpse and im supposed to, what, fuck the corpse?

basically there’s two types of thing in the world, Punk and Puritan. anything you like is Punk, and anything you don’t like is Puritan

We need to normalize calling coworkers stupid fucking idiot son of a bitches we need to end workplace professionalism and courtesy and just openly curse and yell at each other we also need a day where everyone meets outside in the parking lot and we all fist fight each other until only 1 is left standing

(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon